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| It`s a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they`d just stay right up there... |
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| Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don`t get it... |
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| What`s another word for Thesaurus?Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything... |
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| So I figured I`d leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing... |
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| I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building... |
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| After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper... |
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| We were in Salino, Utah when we were arrested for not going through a green light... |
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