The best drunk story A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 7.96, 25 votes. Reviews : 2





Centaur 2 A centaur walks into a bar and sits next to an attractive woman... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.17, 12 votes. Reviews : 28





Centaur-1 A centaur walks into a bar and orders a beer... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 3.72, 25 votes. Reviews : 1





Ugly man wals into a bar A very ugly man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I‘ll bet you $100 that I can get the next woman to walk into this bar to kiss me... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 4.79, 76 votes. Reviews : 11





Magical dancing duck A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 4.41, 44 votes. Reviews : 4





A neutron in a bar! A neutron walks into a bar... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.14, 27 votes. Reviews : 36





He is a very fast drinker! A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.72, 33 votes. Reviews : 36





A bet a man had! man walks into a bar, and as he makes His way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 4.75, 8 votes. Reviews : 33





What causes arthritis? A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.60, 10 votes. Reviews : 5





No dogs allowed! A man goes to a bar with his dog... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 6.80, 10 votes. Reviews : 1







The customs of an irishman-1 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 4.44, 9 votes. Reviews : 5





The story of a very short man. A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 4.22, 9 votes. Reviews : 4





Can you say it? The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 6.67, 6 votes. Reviews : 0





Wanna buy a frog? A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.00, 2 votes. Reviews : 0





Dogs in bar Man with a German Shepherd dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 4.50, 2 votes. Reviews : 0





3 shots of whiskey-1 A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.46, 13 votes. Reviews : 9





2 drunk guys-1 A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 7.43, 7 votes. Reviews : 0





Alcohol warnings-2 1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.00, 11 votes. Reviews : 8





Dui trap One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 6.64, 55 votes. Reviews : 5





Dui-1 After a few-too-many at the local pub, a guy gets pulled over for weaving across two lanes of traffic... » Category : Bar jokes. Rating : 5.29, 43 votes. Reviews : 3

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