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Your mom The only reason I make fun of your mom is because there is so much of her... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 4.54, 221 votes. Reviews : 44





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Mean things to say to people Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 6.63, 701 votes. Reviews : 66





The christmas bike A little boy just got a brand new bike for Christmas and wasriding down it down the street... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 6.15, 102 votes. Reviews : 27





The three dwarfs One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinkingtea and having crumpets... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.00, 10 votes. Reviews : 21





Stuff you should never say to a cop Sorry, Officer, I didn`t realize my radar detector wasn`tplugged in... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.83, 32 votes. Reviews : 35





How to produce ugly children Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A: Ask your Mom... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 8.40, 23 votes. Reviews : 0





"gray hair" A glimpse into our future... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 1.85, 7 votes. Reviews : 0





"the 50th anniversary" "The 50th Anniversary" An elderly couple decide tocelebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving theirhoneymoon... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 6.55, 13 votes. Reviews : 30







Wife is leaving for vegas A wife comes home and says to her husband, "I am moving toLas Vegas - I hear you can get $400 for sex"... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 4.86, 15 votes. Reviews : 11





Blind inspector A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller atthe local wood mill... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 18





Rising to the occasion A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropologyprofessor who had a knack of offending women... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 7.67, 3 votes. Reviews : 0





Kissing the stone A group of Americans was touring Ireland... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.06, 25 votes. Reviews : 24





Ethiopian What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show-off! ... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 4.24, 143 votes. Reviews : 34





Breaking up-1 Chuck had seen it coming for a time now, and Laura finallydecided to break up with him... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 4.98, 43 votes. Reviews : 14





You know your ugly when . . . You know your ugly when... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.08, 91 votes. Reviews : 4





Dead donkey A Preacher went to his church office on Monday morning anddiscovered a dead donkey in the church yard... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.11, 10 votes. Reviews : 8





You are like a tv You are just like a TV ... » Category : Insults jokes. Rating : 5.00, 3 votes. Reviews : 15





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