ur so ugly that the only time u can get some girl ass is wen ur finger goes through da toilet paper and up ur ass...
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Rating : 1.33, 3 votes.
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the reason why your mom and dad made you is because they wanted to win a ugly child contest1st place: win $70,0002nd place: getting plastic surgery(for child)3rd place: 5 month supplies of candy...
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Rating : 3.00, 2 votes.
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Why don't you go down to 7/11 and pick up a half-gallon of kiss my ass...
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Rating : 4.36, 11 votes.
Reviews : 29
Your village just called...
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Rating : 4.46, 27 votes.
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted...
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Rating : 3.56, 27 votes.
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Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You`re Still An Idiot...
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Rating : 5.06, 33 votes.
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Your honor student swallows!...
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Rating : 4.21, 14 votes.
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Your child may be an honors student, but You`re a moron...
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Rating : 3.70, 10 votes.
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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool...
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Rating : 6.43, 7 votes.
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You can`t fix stupid...
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Rating : 4.62, 8 votes.
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You are proof that God has a sense of humor...
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Rating : 5.00, 5 votes.
Reviews : 50
You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot...
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Category : Insults .
Rating : 5.55, 11 votes.
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You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?...
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Rating : 3.90, 10 votes.
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You`re the reason God created the middle finger...
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Rating : 6.10, 10 votes.
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Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!...
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Rating : 5.00, 8 votes.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?...
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Rating : 6.45, 9 votes.
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When I want your opinion, I`ll beat it out of you...
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Category : Insults .
Rating : 5.81, 10 votes.
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Watch out for the idiot behind me...
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Rating : 3.14, 32 votes.
Reviews : 21
Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken`s ass and wait!...
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Category : Insults .
Rating : 4.64, 11 votes.
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They call it `PMS` because `Mad Cow Disease` was already taken...
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Category : Insults .
Rating : 6.13, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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