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Yo momma`s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tacYo momma`s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV... |
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Yo momma`s so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot... |
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Yo momma`s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals... |
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents... |
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Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that`s the best friend you can get... |
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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I`ll arrange it with the undertaker... |
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment... |
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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... |
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We hear you are a lady killer... |
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I hear you are a real humanitarian... |
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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours... |
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning... |
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Why don`t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it`s fully justified... |
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious... |
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What`s the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture... |
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We know that you would give your life for us... |
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I`ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me... |
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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early... |
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers... |
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub... |
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