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  Jokes > Insults jokes : A collection of insults!-7

A collection of insults!-7


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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
You are the only person I`ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of His office.
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
You started at the bottom -- and it`s been downhill ever since.
You are so boring that you can`t even entertain a doubt.
I don`t mind that you are talking so long as you don`t mind that I`m not listening.
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.


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