Yo momma's so fat
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Yo momma`s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma`s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma`s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma`s so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma`s so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don`t do livestock
Yo momma`s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma`s so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Yo momma`s so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle`s fell out.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo momma`s so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma`s so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma`s so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma`s so fat, she can`t stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo momma`s so fat, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma`s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s 36-24-36... but that`s her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma`s so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma`s so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn`t change.
Yo momma`s so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma`s so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo momma`s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma`s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma`s so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma`s so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo momma`s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma`s so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo momma`s so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo momma`s so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma`s so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma`s so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo momma`s so fat, I had to walk around her and got lost.
Yo momma`s so fat, I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo momma`s so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma`s so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo momma`s so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo momma`s so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo momma`s so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo momma`s so fat, even Bill Gates couldn`t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma`s so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma`s so fat, everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo momma`s so fat, her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo momma`s so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Yo momma`s so fat, her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo momma`s so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin` over Milkduds.
Yo momma`s so fat, her doctor`s a grounds keeper.
Yo momma`s so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma`s so fat, her legs is like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo momma`s so fat, her nickname is "damn".
Yo momma`s so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo momma`s so fat, her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo momma`s so fat, her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo momma`s so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds she`d get group insurance.
Yo momma`s so fat, if she`d died you`d have to take her out in two trips.
Yo momma`s so fat, it say on her driver`s license Picture continued on back.
Yo momma`s so fat, it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo momma`s so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo momma`s so fat, light gets stuck near her.
Yo momma`s so fat, mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo momma`s so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma`s so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo momma`s so fat, sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma`s so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma`s so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo momma`s so fat, she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
Yo momma`s so fat, she can`t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma`s so fat, she don`t have cellulite she`s got cellu-heavy!
Yo momma`s so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma`s so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma`s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma`s so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo momma`s so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo momma`s so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo momma`s so fat, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma`s so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo momma`s so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma`s so fat, she had a run in her jeans!
Yo momma`s so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo momma`s so fat, she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Yo momma`s so fat, she had to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo momma`s so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo momma`s so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has her own area code!
Yo momma`s so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - AatAss Jeans.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has her own gravity.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo momma`s so fat, she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has to lay down to tie her shoe.
Yo momma`s so fat, she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo momma`s so fat, she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo momma`s so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo momma`s so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway!
Yo momma`s so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo momma`s so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma`s so fat, she looks like she`s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma`s so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma`s so fat, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma`s so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma`s so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma`s so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo momma`s so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo momma`s so fat, she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma`s so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made skidmarks!
Yo momma`s so fat, she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo momma`s so fat, she takes baths in swimming pools.
Yo momma`s so fat, she thinks Church`s Chicken`s a holy place.
Yo momma`s so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo momma`s so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma`s so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n` Slide!
Yo momma`s so fat, she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma`s so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo momma`s so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma`s so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo momma`s so fat, she wears two watches because she`s in two time zones!
Yo momma`s so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo momma`s so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo momma`s so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
Yo momma`s so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@.
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s got her own post code.
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s got her own zip code!
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s in two time zones at the same time!
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s on both sides of the family!
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma`s so fat, she`s works in the movies -- as the screen.
Yo momma`s so fat, the Aids quilt wouldn`t cover her.
Yo momma`s so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo momma`s so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma`s so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
Yo momma`s so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma`s so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo momma`s so fat, they mistake her for a country.
Yo momma`s so fat, to her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo momma`s so fat, to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo momma`s so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Yo momma`s so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma`s so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she`s backing up.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight down to hell.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she sings, it`s over!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she sits on my face I can`t hear the stereo.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo momma`s so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she turns around its her birthday.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she walks she leaves snail tracks.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma`s so fat, when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma`s so fat, when she wears red all the kids scream Koolaid!
Yo momma`s so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma`s so fat, when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo momma`s so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma`s so fat, you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo momma`s so fat, you can`t tell if she is coming or going...
Yo momma`s so fat, you couldn`t tell where her boobs end and her arms begin.
Yo momma`s so fat, you gotta slam her thigh and ride the wave...
Yo momma`s so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo momma`s so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
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