Centaur 2
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A centaur walks into a bar and sits next to an attractive woman. “You look a lot different than most of the men who frequent this place,” said the woman to the centaur. “I guess you could say that,” the centaur replied. “I’m half-man and half-horse.”
“Don’t worry sweetie. No one will care. Everyone here is half-drunk.” A centaur walks into a bar and sits next to an attractive woman. “You look a lot different than most of the men who frequent this place,” said the woman to the centaur. “I guess you could say that,” the centaur replied. “I’m half-man and half-horse.”
“I wish my husband was more like a centaur.”
“Why is that?”
“Because he’s a total jackass.” A centaur walks into a bar and sits next to an attractive woman. “You look a lot different than most of the men who frequent this place,” said the woman to the centaur. “I guess you could say that,” the centaur replied. “I’m half-man and half-horse.”
“Well you do look nice, “said the woman. “But then again I’m half-drunk.”
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