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Steven wright 02
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I`ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
My watch is three hours fast, and I can`t fix it. So I`m going to move to New York.
I like to reminisce with people I don`t know.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I`m so hyper. .. [Said with a very dull voice.]
If you can`t hear me, it`s because I`m in parentheses.
Four years ago. .. No, it was yesterday. Today I. .. No, that wasn`t me. Sometimes I. .. No, I don`t.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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