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Steven wright 15
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After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "Helter Skelter." I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn`t the kind that folds. I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn`t have to wait for it to age. I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. Factorials were someone`s attempt to make math *look* exciting.
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