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Steven wright 15
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After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.
The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "Helter Skelter."
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn`t the kind that folds.
I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one?
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn`t have to wait for it to age.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Factorials were someone`s attempt to make math *look* exciting.
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