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| The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output... |
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| There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity... |
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| Acheson`s Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer... |
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| Approval Seeker`s Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least... |
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| Anthony`s Law of Force: Don`t force it, get a larger hammer... |
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| Berra`s Law: You can observe a lot just by watching... |
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| Boucher`s Observation: He who blows His own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written... |
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| Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bureau will double within 12 months after the decision is made... |
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| Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget... |
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| Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate... |
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| Hard work has a future payoff... |
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| He who shouts the loudest has the floor... |
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| I knocked several times, but you weren`t in... |
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| If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points... |
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| If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization... |
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