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| Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute? A: The one that`s labe... |
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| Q: What`s the definition of an Impotent Loser? A: A guy who can`t even get His hopes up... |
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| This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don`t we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don`t like to make love the night before... |
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| Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids... |
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| Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to slee... |
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