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| Everything is always done for the wrong reasons... |
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| Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment... |
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| People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it... |
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| Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning... |
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| Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry... |
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| Real programmers don`t grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don`t know any other language... |
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| Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds... |
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| Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it... |
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| Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream... |
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| The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate`s premonitions only during the postmortems... |
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| The bigger they are, the harder they hit... |
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| The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket... |
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| The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement... |
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| The first time is for love, the next time is $200... |
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| The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train... |
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| The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in... |
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| The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer... |
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| The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change... |
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