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| Height of Patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree... |
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| Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell... |
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| What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... |
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| Slogans for women`s T-shirts:? I`m out of estrogen - I have a gun... |
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| What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer... |
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| Children seldom misquote you... |
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| Charles Manson has released a statement from prison on hearing Jackson was acquitted, "Thank God we won`t be in the same cell together, that guy is nuts... |
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| * "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once... |
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| My mother-in-law is a well balanced person... |
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| A note was left on a car that had been given to a garage to be fixed, "Couldn`t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder... |
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| What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?Snap-on tools!... |
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| Everyone has a photographic memory... |
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| Common sense is not so common... |
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| Consciousness: that annoying time between naps... |
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| Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves... |
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| Don`t bite the hand that has your paycheck in it... |
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| Don`t stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding... |
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