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Business one-liners 18
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By the time you can make ends meet, they`ve moved the ends.
By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost
Cant produces countercant.
Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chipped dishes never break.
Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
Cocaine is nature`s way of telling you you have too much money.
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.
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