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Business one-liners 23
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Don`t stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.
Don`t try to have the last word; you might get it.
Don`t worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don`t use it anyway.
Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.
Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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