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| In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A... |
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| My philosophy of life is very simple: When everything looks it`s darkest, it`s time to turn on the lights... |
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| Yo mama`s so ugly when she was born they put Her in an incubator with tinted windows!!!!... |
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| You know you`re getting old when you can`t tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm... |
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| Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him... |
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| Q: How do you know you`re leading a sad life?A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let`s just be friends... |
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| What has 98 legs & 23 teeth?The front row at a Willie Nelson concert... |
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| You mom is so ugly that when she walked out of a pet store, the alarm went off!... |
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| Yo mamma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw!... |
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| Why is it more important for women to be pretty rather than smart? Because men can see better than the they can think... |
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| Two muffins are in a toaster oven, first muffin says: "Boy, its hot in here" second muffin says, "I ... |
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| How do men define a "50/50" relationship?Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle... |
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| Nobody gives you honest value for your money anymore... |
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| The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it`s now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk... |
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| What do toys and womens breasts have in common?They were both originally made for kids, but dad ... |
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| Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don`t let friends take home ugly men... |
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