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| What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?One says ribbit, ribbit, the other one sa... |
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| How do you know you`re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let`s just be friends... |
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| How is a woman like a condom?Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick... |
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| People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs... |
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| What do women and condoms have in common?They spend more time in your wallet then they do on you... |
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| Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house... |
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| How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?Put up a Bingo sign... |
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| Q. Why don?t witches wear underwear? A. To get a better grip on the broom!... |
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| Ya momma`s so fat I have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side... |
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| What do the vacuum "dirt devil" and viagra have in common? They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand... |
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| What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception... |
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| What are three words you dread the most while making love?"Honey, I`m home... |
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| I have never made a fool of my mother-in-law,I just leave Her to display Her natural talents herself... |
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| What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?Both capture the moment... |
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| BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?Submit... |
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| Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmEagles may soar, but weasels don`t get sucked into jet enginesEarly... |
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