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| What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A power failure!Submitted by CalamjoEd... |
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| Q: What`s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost... |
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| How can you tell if your girlfriend`s frigid?When you open her legs, the lights go on... |
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| What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?You have to move them both aside before you eat... |
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| What did the Bra say to the Hat?"I`ll cover these two, while you go on ahead... |
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| What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster?A cock that stays up all night... |
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| "Ah, yes, divorce...,From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through His wallet!... |
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| Man: "Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg?"Woman: "No... |
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| What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A lickalotapuss... |
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| Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69-ing?A: Odor eaters... |
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| Question: Why are E.T.`s eyes so big? Answer: Because he saw the phone bill!... |
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| People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears... |
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| Do you know the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from snatching a kiss... |
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