|
|
|
|
She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?A: Sheep... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 8 votes.
Reviews : 6
|
|
|
|
Robin Williams idea of a good time is to go to the beach, swim out fifty yards and yell ??Fire!??... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 6.60, 5 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What`s the difference between a violin and a viola?There is no difference... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 5.00, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.68, 28 votes.
Reviews : 20
|
|
|
|
Why does everyone want to work at the impotency clinic?It`s a soft job... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Seems like they`re working on a sequel to the movie `The Abyss`... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What do you call grit in a condom? An organ grinder! Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Cutis... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 1.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I`m getting smaller!" Doctor replies, "Well, you`ll just have to be a little patient... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 2.69, 10 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What do gay termites eat? Wood Peckers... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 3.15, 14 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Q: What is the similarity between lightning and a violist`s fingers? A: They both never strike the same place twice... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!Never enter a battle of wits unarmed... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Q. What three words that have only two letters each define a small penis?A. Is it in?Submitt... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What did one sperm say to the other? "Last one there gets a rotten egg!" Submitted by Calamj... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
Whats the best thing to take when you are run down? The car number... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What is a man`s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat? If she sits on your face and you can`t hear the stereo... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What`s the difference between a man and a condom?Condoms have changed... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
|
|
What do you call a dog with no legs?It doesn`t matter... |
»
Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0
|
|
One liners pages : [<<] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 ... [>>]
More : Popular funny jokes |
Most reviewed funny jokes |
Top Rated funny jokes
| |
|
|
Random joke |
100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus ... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|