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| Question: Why did they let the turkey join the band? Answer: Because he had His own drumsticks!... |
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| What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?They both circle Uranus (your anus) in search of Klingons (cling-ons)... |
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| Why do women have two holes so close together?In case you miss... |
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| Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married... |
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| Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you`re not quite sure why... |
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| What`s the difference between a musician and a savings bond? One of them eventually matures and earns money... |
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| Q: Why don`t witches wear underwear?A: So they can get a better grip on their brooms!Submitt... |
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| What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis?Beginner... |
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| What do you call a woman without an asshole?Divorced... |
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| What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer`s day? "I`m bacon!" Submitted by Curtis
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| Q. What`s got four legs and one arm?A. A Rottweiler.Submitted by CurtisEdited by calamjo... |
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| What happens if a woman puts Her panties on backwards?She gets Her ass chewed out... |
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