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Q. Do female frogs croak? A. "If you hold their little heads under water long enough"Submitt... |
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Why was the cleaner unhappy with His job?Because he believed that grime didn`t pay! Su... |
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Question: What`s E.T. short for? Answer: Because he has little legs!... |
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What does E.T. stand for?Because he hasn`t got a chair!Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Cur... |
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What do peroxide blondes and African men have in common?They both have black roots... |
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Why did the seven dwarfs use Daz?They wanted their little things to come up snow white!Submi... |
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What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs?A beat-up girl scout... |
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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I`ll swap you a 10 for two fives... |
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