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People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect
but you are doing all right.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
others.
Please breathe the other way. You`re bleaching my hair.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis

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