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| Deja Moo:The feeling that you`ve heard this bullshit before... |
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| Did you know Sex is a crime?It`s a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get... |
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| Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can`t get the little mice to butt fuck... |
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| Why did the taxi driver give up his job? Because people kept talking behind his back... |
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| BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon?Submitted by sai1ramEdited by C... |
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| What`s the difference between a cameraman and a diesel generator? The diesel generator stops whining at the end of the program... |
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| The unabashed dictionary defines `deja moo` as the feeling you get when you`ve heard the same bullshit before... |
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| What can a bird do that a man can`t?Whistle through his pecker... |
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| Did you hear about the Irish shoe shop?Buy 1 shoe and get the other 1 free!Submitted by Cala... |
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| What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung... |
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| I would imagine that if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy... |
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| How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?... |
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| Why did the bald man cut holes in His pockets?So he could run His fingers through His hair... |
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| What`s the difference between a rock star and a pig?A pig won`t stay up all night to screw a rock star... |
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| What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A little fucker about so tall... |
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| Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?Cowboys like to eat with their hats on... |
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| What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on... |
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| There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can`t... |
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| What do you call a gay dwarf? A low blow... |
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| Why did god give women nipples?To make suckers out of men... |
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