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What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them... Read this joke...
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?... Read this joke...
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Cats make over 100 different vocal sounds; dogs can make about ten... Read this joke...
The following is an actual excerpt from Forbes magazine:A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first... Read this joke...
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Random Funny stuff
Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core... Read this joke...
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