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Birthday parrot
Animal jokes
Rating : 3.00, 8 votes.
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A guy named David recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a expletive. Those that wern`t expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change thebird`s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David`s extended arm and said, "I believe that I might have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird`s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
Rating : 3.00, 8 votes.
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