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Business one-liners 35
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The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate`s premonitions only during the postmortems.
The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject`s true value.
The average man`s judgement is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
The best laid plans of mice and men are all filed away somewhere.
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually equal.
The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
The best way to realise your dreams is to wake up.
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