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Blonde quickies 14
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A: So they don`t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
Q: Why don`t blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: What did the blonde name Her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What`s a blonds` favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde`s eyes?
A: The back of Her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW`s
A: Because they can`t spell PORSCHE!
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can`t bring beer from the fridge.
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