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Business one-liners 31
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Real programmers don`t grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don`t know any other language.
Real programmers don`t notch their desks for each completed service request.
Real programmers don`t number paragraph names consecutively.
Real programmers print only clean compiles.
Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.
Repetition does not establish validity.
Roses are red violets are blue, I`m schizophrenic and so am I.
Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
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