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Business one-liners 33
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Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
Some see things as they are and ask `why?`; I dream of things that never were and ask `why not?`" - George Bernard Shaw
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either case, the thought is quite staggering.
Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
Sometimes you`re the bird, and sometimes you`re the windshield.
Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.
Stay in with the outs.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.
Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
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