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Only in america-3
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Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster that an
ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry
and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won`t miss a call from someone we didn`t
want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
Only in America...are the least useful professions (professional
athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportional as
compared to people with normal jobs...
Only in America...do people buy domestic brand tires, because they
want to "buy American," and install them on their imported cars...
Only in America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items,
like soft drinks, exceed the economies of many third-world nations...
Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process
so well. Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking
creatures...
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