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Marriage quotes 11
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My other wife is beautiful.
My wife doesn`t care what I do away from home, as long as I don`t enjoy it.
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she`s going to leave me. Gosh, I`m going to miss her.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O`Rourke
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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