|
|
|
Business one-liners 55
One liners
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
Extremes meet.
Fact without theory is trivia; theory without fact is garbage.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ One liners index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?... Read this joke...
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?A: A blonde at a blinking red light... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound... Read this joke...
An insect falls into a mug of beer... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff