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Business one-liners 57
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For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong. For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision. Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places. Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it. Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted. Freud`s 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself. Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration. Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews.
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