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Steven wright 03
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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn`t pay for it.
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".
It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?
I have the world`s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world. .. Perhaps you`ve seen it.
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