Steven wright 07
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don`t get it...
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. .. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35,. . .
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
I couldn`t find the remote control to the remote control.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Under my bed I have shoe box full of telephone rings. Whenever I get lonely I open it up just a bit and I get a call. One time I dropped the box all over the floor and the phone wouldn`t stop ringing, so I had it disconnected. I bought a new phone though. I didn`t have much money so I had to buy an irregular phone--it had no number 5 on it.
I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Steven, why haven`t you called me?" I said, "I can`t call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don`t know. .. My calendar has no sevens on it."
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
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