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| Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 5.14, 14 votes.
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| You might be a nurse if:? When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 2 votes.
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m a dog... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
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| A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
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| Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 4.90, 20 votes.
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| You know how it is when you`re reading a book and falling asleep, you`re reading, reading... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 2.87, 15 votes.
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| I`ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract... |
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Category : One liners.
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| Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture... |
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Category : One liners.
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| It`s a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they`d just stay right up there... |
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Category : One liners.
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| I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5... |
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| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery... |
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| Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don`t get it... |
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Category : One liners.
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| Today I dialed a wrong number... |
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| What`s another word for Thesaurus?Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
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| So I figured I`d leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
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| My roommate got a pet elephant... |
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| If you`re not part of the solution, you`re part of the precipitate... |
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| When I was a little kid we had a sand box... |
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| I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building... |
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Category : One liners.
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| After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper... |
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Category : One liners.
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