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Doctor, doctor!!!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I`m not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor You`ve got to help me - I just can`t stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then you`ll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m God!
Doc: When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doc: I never make rash promises!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m a frog!
Doc: So what`s wrong with that?
I think I`m going to croak!
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