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Doctor, doctor!!!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I`m not allowed up on the couch! Doctor, Doctor You`ve got to help me - I just can`t stop my hands shaking! Doc: Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it! Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head. Then you`ll have a bad headache. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m God! Doc: When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the... Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST? Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? Doc: I never make rash promises! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I`m a frog! Doc: So what`s wrong with that? I think I`m going to croak!
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