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Blonde vs st. peter
Religious jokes
Rating : 5.12, 18 votes.
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A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."
"Okay," says the blonde.
"Here`s your question: name two days of the week
that begin with the letter T."
"That`s easy. Today and tomorrow!"
"Well, that`s not the answer I was thinking of, but I`ll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"
"That`s easy. Twelve!"
"Twelve?"
"January second, February second, March second -- "
"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well.
Well, Okay. I`ll give you one more chance. What`s God`s name?"
"That`s easy. Ollie !"
"Ollie ?"
"You know -- `Our Father, who art in heaven, Ollie be thy name...
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