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Heard on noahs ark
Religious jokes
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10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of
umbrellas?"
9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"
8. "Wasn`t someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"
7. "OK, who`s the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on
board?"
6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"
5. "Don`t Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"
4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"
3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."
2. "Nice Doggie!"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH`S ARK..
1. "Are We There Yet?"
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