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A driving application
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Redneck Driver`s ApplicationPlez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name:[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann SueAge: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]NoneShoe Size: ____ Left ____ RightOccupation:[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty PoliticianSpouse`s Name: __________________________2nd Spouse`s Name: __________________________3rd Spouse`s Name: __________________________Lover`s Name: __________________________2nd Lover`s Name: __________________________Relationship with spouse:[_] Sister [_] Aunt[_] Brother [_] Uncle[_] Mother [_] Son[_] Father [_] Daughter[_] Cousin [_] PetNumber of children living in household: ___Number of children living in shed: ___Number of children that are yours: ___Mother`s Name: _______________________Father`s Name: _______________________Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)If you obtained a higher education what was yourmajor?[_] 5th grade [_] 6th gradeDo you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?Vehicles you own and where you keep them:___ Total number of vehicles you own___ Number of vehicles that still crank___ Number of vehicles in front yard___ Number of vehicles in back yard___ Number of vehicles on cement blocksAge you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are youare still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)Firearms you own and where you keep them:____ truck ____ kitchen____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse____ shed ____ pawnshopModel and year of your pickup: _________ 194_Do you have a gun rack?[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters___ Number of times you`ve seen a UFO___ Number of times you`ve seen Elvis___ Number of times you`ve seen Elvis in a UFOHow often do you bathe:[_] Weekly[_] Monthly[_] Not ApplicableHow many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___Color of teeth:[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow[_] Brown [_] Black[_] N/ABrand of chewing tobacco you prefer:[_] Red-Man [_] SkoalHow far is your home from a paved road?[_] 1 mile[_] 2 miles[_] don`t know
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