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Hick computer terms-1
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Redneck computer terms Log On: Makin` the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don`t add no wood. Monitor: Keepin` an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin` the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin`. Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin` too much firewood. Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood. Hard Drive: Getting` home in the winter season. Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter. Windows: What to shut when it`s below 15 below. Screen: What `cha need for the black fly season. Byte: That`s what the flies do. Chip: What to munch on. Micro Chip: What`s left in the bottom of the bag. Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred`s around. Modem: What `cha did to the hay fields. Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix`s wife. Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy. Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys. Software: Them plastic eatin` utensils. Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain. Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof. Port: Fancy wine. Enter: C`mon in. Random Access Memory: You can`t remember whatcha` paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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