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| Well, they do say opposites attact... |
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| I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college... |
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| Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn`t have given you worse advice... |
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| Sure, I`d love to help you out... |
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| Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?... |
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| I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job... |
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| You got a face only a mother could love... |
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| You`ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face... |
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| If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn`t say Hi to folk, I`d say BOO!... |
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| Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade... |
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| He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe... |
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| You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control... |
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| I`d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can`t count that high... |
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| All day I thought of you... |
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| You`re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder... |
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| Folk clap when they see you... |
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| Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people... |
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| Shouldn`t you have a license for being that ugly?... |
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| Save your breath...You`ll need it to blow up your date.... |
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| You`re red shirt goes well with your eyes... |
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