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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn`t be murder; it would be genocide!... |
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive... |
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If I ever need a brain transplant, I`d choose yours because I`d want a brain that had never been used... |
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I`ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!... |
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I`m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?... |
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I`ll never forget the first time we met - although I`ll keep trying... |
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I`d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV... |
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I`d like to leave you with one thought... |
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I`d like to help you out... |
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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can`t count that high... |
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I thought of you all day today... |
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I know you are nobody`s fool but maybe someone will adopt you... |
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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there... |
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!... |
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I hear you were born on a farm... |
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I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside... |
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I don`t think you are a fool... |
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I don`t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!... |
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I don`t consider you a vulture... |
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I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?... |
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