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| Why don`t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| There`s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won`t cure... |
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| If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?... |
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| I can`t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!... |
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| Every time I`m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone... |
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| Don`t look now, but there`s one too many in this room and I think it`s you... |
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| You`re a mouse studying to be a rat... |
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| I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving... |
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| When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?... |
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| What`s on your mind? If you`ll forgive the overstatement... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner`s luck!... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| I wish I`d known you when you were alive... |
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| I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?... |
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| You love nature in spite of what it did to you?... |
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| Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| You`re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| I never forget a face, but in your case I`ll make an exception... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| You`d make a lovely corpse!... |
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Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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