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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner... |
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?... |
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Are your parents siblings?... |
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice... |
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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!... |
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A few beads short in her rosary... |
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A doughnut short of being a cop... |
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A deadbolt with a broken cylinder... |
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A day late and a dollar short... |
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A cup and saucer short of a place setting... |
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A couplet short of a sonnet... |
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A couple of slates short of a full roof... |
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A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes... |
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A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem... |
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A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.... |
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A 20th century man... The guy has no future.... |
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A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth... |
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You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light... |
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You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!... |
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You`re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would... |
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