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| You`re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!... |
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| You`re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!... |
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| You`re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE... |
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| Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you... |
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| Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot... |
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| Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face... |
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| She`s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!... |
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| She`s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!... |
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| You`re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!... |
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| You`re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"... |
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| You`re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!... |
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| You`re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I`d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!... |
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| You`re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!... |
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| You`re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!... |
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| You`re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they`d say "Sorry, no professionals!"... |
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| You`re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they`d arrest you for mooning!... |
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| You`re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!... |
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| You`re so ugly you`d make a train take a dirt road!... |
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| She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits... |
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| Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice... |
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