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| You say that you are always bright and early... |
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| If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!... |
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| Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?... |
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| If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?... |
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| I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!... |
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| I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you`ll windup with lockjaw... |
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| I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!... |
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| The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you... |
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| You should do some soul-searching... |
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| So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago... |
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| Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn`t turn out... |
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| Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!... |
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| Don`t you need a license to be that ugly?... |
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| I`ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me... |
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| I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly... |
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| Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness... |
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| I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you... |
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| If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn`t say hello, I`d say boo!... |
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| You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you`ll do... |
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| I`ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I`ll keep trying... |
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