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| I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!... |
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| I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office... |
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| You have no trouble making ends meet... |
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| You are the only person I`ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!... |
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| For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours... |
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| I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!... |
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| You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist... |
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| After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us... |
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| They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head... |
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| I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much... |
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| Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I`ve wanted to cut it down... |
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| All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it`s hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you... |
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| You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light... |
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| You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick... |
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| Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!... |
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| I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs... |
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| I hear you are a real humanitarian... |
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| Lets play house. You be the door and I`ll slam you.... |
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| It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history... |
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| We all spring from apes, but you didn`t spring far enough... |
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