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| Why don`t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?... |
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| Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly... |
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| People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears... |
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| Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn`t... |
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| Keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested.... |
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| I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla... |
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| Believe me, I don`t want to make a monkey out of you... |
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| You make me believe in reincarnation... |
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| When you die, I`d like to go to your funeral, but I`ll probably have to go to work that day... |
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| You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!... |
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| In the next life, you`ll blaze a way for us... |
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| I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can`t count that high... |
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| You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning... |
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| I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck... |
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| I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork... |
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| I don`t mind that you are talking so long as you don`t mind that I`m not listening... |
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| You are so boring that you can`t even entertain a doubt... |
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| You started at the bottom -- and it`s been downhill ever since... |
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| Some people are has-beens... |
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| You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance... |
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